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weaponizedwit:

I am burdened with glorious purpose.

  • To say thank you to my followers and to celebrate The Avengers’ success, I have decided to do a giveaway.

This is my bargain.

  • ONE medium sized box (approx 11” x 8.5” x 5.5”) full of Avengers/Marvel toys and merchandise.

How desperate are you?

  • You can reblog this post a MAXIMUM of THREE times. Likes also count.
  • Following me does not increase your chances of winning, so please don’t feel compelled to do so unless you just really enjoy an insane amount of Tom Hiddleston all over your dash.
  • Yes, I will ship anywhere in the world.
  • Please make sure your ask box is open so I can contact you if you win. I would hate to have to choose someone else.

Stalling won’t change anything.

  • You have ONE WEEK from today. The giveaway ends Saturday, 26 May

In the end, it will be every man for himself…good luck.

Come Away To The Water (ft. Rozzi Crane) - Maroon 5
Gallows Pole - Great Big Sea
Status Seeker - Dream Theater
Silent Sorrow in Empty Boats - Genesis
Mozart’s Die Zauberflöte (Overture) - London Festival Orchestra
Steal My Sunshine - Len
You’ll Never Get Over Me - a-Ha
The Turning Point - Toto
Not Your Lover - Blitzen Trapper
Der Fuehrer’s Face  - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
Our Last Fight - Scala and the Kolacny Brothers
One Of My Turns - Pink Floyd
No Way Out - Phil Collins
Mystery Train / Magical Mystery Tour / Strawberry Fields Forever - Transatlantic
I’ll Go Crazy If I Don’t Go Crazy Tonight (Album Version) - U2*
Hello Seattle - Owl City
The Tip of the Iceberg - Owl City 
Father Christmas - Narnia Soundtrack
Exterminate, Annihilate, Destroy - Rotersand 
I Gave You All - Mumford & Sons
*This is the song I get “chaos is quiet” from! I AM AMUSED.
  1. Come Away To The Water (ft. Rozzi Crane) - Maroon 5
  2. Gallows Pole - Great Big Sea
  3. Status Seeker - Dream Theater
  4. Silent Sorrow in Empty Boats - Genesis
  5. Mozart’s Die Zauberflöte (Overture) - London Festival Orchestra
  6. Steal My Sunshine - Len
  7. You’ll Never Get Over Me - a-Ha
  8. The Turning Point - Toto
  9. Not Your Lover - Blitzen Trapper
  10. Der Fuehrer’s Face  - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
  11. Our Last Fight - Scala and the Kolacny Brothers
  12. One Of My Turns - Pink Floyd
  13. No Way Out - Phil Collins
  14. Mystery Train / Magical Mystery Tour / Strawberry Fields Forever - Transatlantic
  15. I’ll Go Crazy If I Don’t Go Crazy Tonight (Album Version) - U2*
  16. Hello Seattle - Owl City
  17. The Tip of the Iceberg - Owl City 
  18. Father Christmas - Narnia Soundtrack
  19. Exterminate, Annihilate, Destroy - Rotersand 
  20. I Gave You All - Mumford & Sons

*This is the song I get “chaos is quiet” from! I AM AMUSED.

weaponizedwit:

I am burdened with glorious purpose.

  • To say thank you to my followers and to celebrate The Avengers’ success, I have decided to do a giveaway.

This is my bargain.

  • ONE medium sized box (approx 11” x 8.5” x 5.5”) full of Avengers/Marvel toys and merchandise.

How desperate are you?

  • You can reblog this post a MAXIMUM of THREE times. Likes also count.
  • Following me does not increase your chances of winning, so please don’t feel compelled to do so unless you just really enjoy an insane amount of Tom Hiddleston all over your dash.
  • Yes, I will ship anywhere in the world.
  • Please make sure your ask box is open so I can contact you if you win. I would hate to have to choose someone else.

Stalling won’t change anything.

  • You have ONE WEEK from today. The giveaway ends Saturday, 26 May

In the end, it will be every man for himself…good luck.

flutteringazure:

chickahdee:

chaosthatsquiet:

They totally got Hawkeye’s species wrong.

(Gifs aren’t mine, they’re nicked from around. You know how it goes.)

This. Everyone else go home.

GEEZ, IS THAT VANKO’S BIRD? IS THAT HAMMER DUDE PLAYING A TRICK ON US?

HONESTLY as soon as I posted this thing I was like “I COULD TAKE THIS ONE STEP FURTHER: HAWKEYE IS A BIRD SHAPESHIFTER WHO WAS TOTALLY SPYING ON VANKO” and then my brain went “NO RLY WHAT R U DOIN” and…yeah. Just yeah.

They totally got Hawkeye’s species wrong.

(Gifs aren’t mine, they’re nicked from around. You know how it goes.)

mcmarchetti:

I laughed for literally twenty minutes.

This is the best.

mcmarchetti:

I laughed for literally twenty minutes.

This is the best.

mishjerry:

So, RDJ turns up at the end of The Incredible Hulk and he’s all like, “hey, we’re putting together a team. I thought I’d tell you, yo” to Ross but at the end of the Iron Man he didn’t want to be a part of it and by the end of Iron Man 2 he wasn’t allowed to…because Natasha said so. I am confused.

Watch “The Consultant.” That’s not what it seems. *g*

nogutsnoglory:

gotta catch ‘em all

This is adorable. Or, yanno. As adorable as a giant green rage monster can be. Also, if Tony is still in his suit when the Hulk goes back to being Bruce, that is going to hurt.

nogutsnoglory:

gotta catch ‘em all

This is adorable. Or, yanno. As adorable as a giant green rage monster can be. Also, if Tony is still in his suit when the Hulk goes back to being Bruce, that is going to hurt.

wilwheaton:

via Reddit

wilwheaton:

via Reddit

howtodismantleayellowsubmarine:

not my pic, but absolutely brilliant.

….OH NO THIS IS NOT WHAT I NEEDED TO SEE. NOOOO.

howtodismantleayellowsubmarine:

not my pic, but absolutely brilliant.

….OH NO THIS IS NOT WHAT I NEEDED TO SEE. NOOOO.

looseferrets:

I love the Avengers cast SO MUCH.

I love how Cap that whole ENTIRE scene is just “………………”

looseferrets:

I love the Avengers cast SO MUCH.

I love how Cap that whole ENTIRE scene is just “………………”

(Source: lawyerupasshole)

benny-buttons:

I wish i had someone to talk about marillion with and how perfect they are

All your spirit rack abuses, come to haunt you back by day - all your Byzantine excuses given time, given you away…

milktree:

Step Well in India

Heyyy, it’s that place from The Fall. <3

milktree:

Step Well in India

Heyyy, it’s that place from The Fall. <3

can&#8217;t mess with a heron, man, they&#8217;re bad news.

can’t mess with a heron, man, they’re bad news.

(Source: jksimmons)

y helo thar mister b

(Source: healinghandsoflove)